J&K Government invites applications from Kashmiri domiciles for the appointment of constables in J&K Police Department
Age limit:- 18+
Reservation:-
SC (scheduled caste) - 10%
ST (scheduled tribe) - 10%
SP (Stone Pelters) - 60%
Children of Ex Sangbaaz Men - 20%
Experience Required:-
# Candidate should have a minimum 3 years of indepth field knowledge in stone pelting.
# Candidate should be able to demonstrate the Salsa techniques and body movements in accordance with the rythms of Ragda Ragda!
# Candidate should match a voice frequency of 14000Hz or more while shouting a high pitch slogan like "Hey Aaye Aaye Aazadi"
# Candidate must be fluent in both kashmiri as well as urdu sloganeering with high expertise in "Military wala doodh mai daala phirbi sala kaala hai" & Jagg borukh baatay goule aayas Ly***"
Remuneration:-
30% onspot appraisal plus"Khinz".
*Onspot apprisals are only provided to the candidates from SP catagory based on their previous income earned as a stone pelter.
Note:- Unsucessful candidates are encouraged to actively participate in coming summer stone pelting session named - "Khoon ka badla june mai lengay" .It is a 6 months crash course designed to understand and learn how to handle the critical situations in a gurella warfare.
Age limit:- 18+
Reservation:-
SC (scheduled caste) - 10%
ST (scheduled tribe) - 10%
SP (Stone Pelters) - 60%
Children of Ex Sangbaaz Men - 20%
Experience Required:-
# Candidate should have a minimum 3 years of indepth field knowledge in stone pelting.
# Candidate should be able to demonstrate the Salsa techniques and body movements in accordance with the rythms of Ragda Ragda!
# Candidate should match a voice frequency of 14000Hz or more while shouting a high pitch slogan like "Hey Aaye Aaye Aazadi"
# Candidate must be fluent in both kashmiri as well as urdu sloganeering with high expertise in "Military wala doodh mai daala phirbi sala kaala hai" & Jagg borukh baatay goule aayas Ly***"
Remuneration:-
30% onspot appraisal plus"Khinz".
*Onspot apprisals are only provided to the candidates from SP catagory based on their previous income earned as a stone pelter.
Note:- Unsucessful candidates are encouraged to actively participate in coming summer stone pelting session named - "Khoon ka badla june mai lengay" .It is a 6 months crash course designed to understand and learn how to handle the critical situations in a gurella warfare.
2 comments:
Good comment !
But those who are in secretrait these days were stone pelters in shiekh Abdul's Time.
@Idc: So that means i should not get surprised if they get a reservation in future politics so that we are completely taken over by these ignorant dictators.
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