Chief Minister Mr.Omer Abdullah summons his father Farooq Abdullah at NC’s head Quarter in Srinagar to clear his stand on JKCA mess.
CM: [fingers steepled] Papa, before you can tell us your side of the story, I want you to take an oath and swear to your faith that you shall speak nothing but the truth.
Farooq Abdullah: With both his arms wide open like the wings of an aeroplane, faintly opening and closing his eyes as if a super hero getting ready to display his super natural powers. In his long Pheran and black Karakulli he looked a perfect holy man!
In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost today I shall speak the truth and nothing but the truth.
CM: [raising his eyebrows in surprise] what was that?
Farooq Abdullah: [Shrugging his shoulders] that was my oath.
CM: I know but what was that father the son and some other thing you said.
Farooq Abdullah: looks at CM with an ironic smile and says this is the testimony of my faith my child.
CM: Papa… But you never told us that you were a Christian!
Farooq Abdullah: I am NOT! and please say it more loudly so that Geelani listens as well. Hey mauj ha gassi maund! (Your mother will become widow!)
CM: Then why did you swear to the Holy Trinity?
Farooq Abdullah: [Shaking his head] No No, It’s our family trinity my child. Where I am the father, you are the Son and your late grandfather is the Ghost.
CM: Holy Cow! Alright go ahead and tell us…
Farooq Abdullah: [shrugs again] who plays BAT-BALL these days? It’s a stupid game.
CM: It’s called CRICKET Mr. President – CRICKET ASSOCIATION- A gentlemen’s game.
Farooq Abdullah: You are right your honor , 11 stupid people running their ass off to return the ball back to two gentlemen playing in the middle- it’s a NON SENSE.
CM: As if we don’t know who forces party workers to cheer for him. You know how many of our workers have left and joined PDP, just because of your dissipation. They say Mufti at least invites them for a drink. You have done no good to this state.You wasted all your life playing polo in the meadows.
Farooq Abdullah: Polo? That’s Golf for god’s sake!
CM: Whatever….
Farooq Abdullah: I thought instead of wasting this money on buying stupid stuff like abdomen guards and pads why not use this money to decorate my Golf Club.
CM: YOUR golf club? I thought that was a state property.
Farooq Abdullah: Was that? Oh! I mean- is that? No one ever told me.
CM: You know People have started calling you a Lakri-chor (wood smuggler).
Who told you to cut those trees? That is a crime.
Farooq Abdullah: No my child. You have heard it wrong?
They must have said Lakri-Sher.
CM: and - What is that?
Farooq Abdullah: don’t you know?
Tiger Woods- You Stupid :p
CM: it isn’t funny.
Now may i ask you to tell us what you did with so much money? Because last time when I asked you to borrow me doad hath rupiye (150 rupees) you said tas Shoathas che wachmech chandas zovve…
Farooq Abdullah: It wasn’t so much money … Just few crores.
CM: ALRIGHT! Where did those JUST few crores disappear?
Farooq Abdullah: I spent that money to buy you a gift on your wedding anniversary.
Remember? [Eyes popping out]
CM: WTF! - All what I got was a DIVORCE!
Don’t give me this crap papa!
You know people would stop playing cricket. They will pull my balls out and play PING-PONG.
Farooq Abdullah: [Sniggers foolishly] He He He….that would look funny.
CM: Don’t give me this monkey smile. Geelani will pull out yours to play golf.
Farooq Abdullah: [his hands crossed between his legs] Oh! That would hurt.
CM: So would PING-PONG you stupid!
Farooq Abdullah: Why this kolaveri D my child. Can't we share!
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CM: [fingers steepled] Papa, before you can tell us your side of the story, I want you to take an oath and swear to your faith that you shall speak nothing but the truth.
Farooq Abdullah: With both his arms wide open like the wings of an aeroplane, faintly opening and closing his eyes as if a super hero getting ready to display his super natural powers. In his long Pheran and black Karakulli he looked a perfect holy man!
In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost today I shall speak the truth and nothing but the truth.
CM: [raising his eyebrows in surprise] what was that?
Farooq Abdullah: [Shrugging his shoulders] that was my oath.
CM: I know but what was that father the son and some other thing you said.
Farooq Abdullah: looks at CM with an ironic smile and says this is the testimony of my faith my child.
CM: Papa… But you never told us that you were a Christian!
Farooq Abdullah: I am NOT! and please say it more loudly so that Geelani listens as well. Hey mauj ha gassi maund! (Your mother will become widow!)
CM: Then why did you swear to the Holy Trinity?
Farooq Abdullah: [Shaking his head] No No, It’s our family trinity my child. Where I am the father, you are the Son and your late grandfather is the Ghost.
CM: Holy Cow! Alright go ahead and tell us…
Farooq Abdullah: [shrugs again] who plays BAT-BALL these days? It’s a stupid game.
CM: It’s called CRICKET Mr. President – CRICKET ASSOCIATION- A gentlemen’s game.
Farooq Abdullah: You are right your honor , 11 stupid people running their ass off to return the ball back to two gentlemen playing in the middle- it’s a NON SENSE.
CM: As if we don’t know who forces party workers to cheer for him. You know how many of our workers have left and joined PDP, just because of your dissipation. They say Mufti at least invites them for a drink. You have done no good to this state.You wasted all your life playing polo in the meadows.
Farooq Abdullah: Polo? That’s Golf for god’s sake!
CM: Whatever….
Farooq Abdullah: I thought instead of wasting this money on buying stupid stuff like abdomen guards and pads why not use this money to decorate my Golf Club.
CM: YOUR golf club? I thought that was a state property.
Farooq Abdullah: Was that? Oh! I mean- is that? No one ever told me.
CM: You know People have started calling you a Lakri-chor (wood smuggler).
Who told you to cut those trees? That is a crime.
Farooq Abdullah: No my child. You have heard it wrong?
They must have said Lakri-Sher.
CM: and - What is that?
Farooq Abdullah: don’t you know?
Tiger Woods- You Stupid :p
CM: it isn’t funny.
Now may i ask you to tell us what you did with so much money? Because last time when I asked you to borrow me doad hath rupiye (150 rupees) you said tas Shoathas che wachmech chandas zovve…
Farooq Abdullah: It wasn’t so much money … Just few crores.
CM: ALRIGHT! Where did those JUST few crores disappear?
Farooq Abdullah: I spent that money to buy you a gift on your wedding anniversary.
Remember? [Eyes popping out]
CM: WTF! - All what I got was a DIVORCE!
Don’t give me this crap papa!
You know people would stop playing cricket. They will pull my balls out and play PING-PONG.
Farooq Abdullah: [Sniggers foolishly] He He He….that would look funny.
CM: Don’t give me this monkey smile. Geelani will pull out yours to play golf.
Farooq Abdullah: [his hands crossed between his legs] Oh! That would hurt.
CM: So would PING-PONG you stupid!
Farooq Abdullah: Why this kolaveri D my child. Can't we share!
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